just peachy

It's just Peachy, your cat! Peachy moves towards your face. She stares into your soul, meowing. You are given ''tHe eYEs oF juDGmeNt''. Oh noos! You must be doing something wrong! What will you do? [[GIVE DA PRINCESS RUBS]] [[CHECK DA TIME FOR DA PRINCESS]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You bring your finger close to Peachy, letting her inspect it. When she's done, she shoves her face into your hand. You give her rubs. ''Lots of them.'' You finish soon enough and watch what Peachy does next. Peachy stares into your soul, harder than before. ''ThE eYeS oF JudGMeNt aRE StiLL UPon you.'' She makes her way into the kitchen, sitting in front of her food bowl. [[OH NOOS!]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You pull out your phone. It's 5:01! [[OH NOOS!]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

YOU HAVE FAILED, HOOMAN. AND YOU HAVE FAILED BADLY. IT'S 5:01! PEACHY WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT AT 5:00! But no worries! You can fix this! You just need to [[feed dat cat.]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You go into the kitchen, looking for wet food to feed da princess. But oh noos! Double oh noos! You don't have any! You have to do something, hooman. You have to [[go to the store.]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You grab as many of these as you can, shoving them into a cart that spawned out of thin air! Since you're there, you grab biscuit treats and purées, deciding you'll offer them as sacrifices to Peachy. Paying for your things, you dash home, opening the door to find a meowing Peachy at your feet. //''AnD the EyeS oF jUdgmEnt aRe UPon yOu.''// You dry yourself off. You get right to work, ripping open a can of sustainable salmon and adding it to Peachy's bowl. You add a tiny bit of warm water to it. Peachy teleports over, nearly tripping you as she starts consuming her meal. [[Does she like it?]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You grab as many of these as you can, shoving them into a cart that spawned out of thin air! Since you're there, you grab biscuit treats and purées, deciding you'll offer them as sacrifices to Peachy. Paying for your things, you dash home, opening the door to find a meowing Peachy at your feet. //''AnD the EyeS oF jUdgmEnt aRe UPon yOU.''// You dry yourself off. You get right to work, ripping open a can of tender turkey and adding it to Peachy's bowl. You add a tiny bit of warm water to it. Peachy teleports over, nearly tripping you as she starts consuming her meal. [[Does she like it?]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

Of course she does, hooman! She loves it! When Peachy finishes, she licks her lips and winds herself around your legs, purring. You give her rubs, making your way to the sofa to watch... [[ Kitchen Nightmares]] [[ Criminal Minds ]] [[ Obsession ]] [[ An anime ]] [[ The Boroughs]] [[ Something else...]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You sit down and start watching; a bowl of popcorn spawns in your hands. Peachy joins you, trilling and purring as she closes her eyes. The eyes of judgment are no longer upon you. You have been forgiven! And everything is alright! Everything is just peachy...(enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You ''run'' to the store as fast as you can. Clouds appear out of nowhere, pouring rain directly on your head for the crime you committed against Peachy. You accept this divine punishment, entering the store completely drenched. You have become one with water. You go around, looking for the right aisle. You soon find yourself surrounded in a sea of cat food. You limit yourself to two types of variety packs. Which will you choose? [[roast chimken and sustainable salmon]] [[tender turkey and tuna]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

It's a lovely day in May. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and the sun blankets you in a bath of warmth. It's a perfect bliss. An ethereal heaven. You have nowhere to be and nothing to do; everything seems alright. But you don't realize how wrong you are. Something lands on you. It's big. It's soft. It's F L O O F Y. [[What could it be?]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))